Salivate and Swallow

I was just over at physorg.com, one of my check dailies when a no-brainer for my brain jumped out. The article piously points out that supersizing can be tough on your waistline, but easy on your pocketbook. Off to the side are multiple adds for "Get Rid of Your Belly Fat in One Day" and "Slim Down While Eating All You Want". The article so kindly points out that one good satisfying ordinary order, supersized, can be all the fat grams you need for one day in one meal. I know this. It's why I go to Mickey D's. To smell the grease. To fill up until the french fries have to be put in my pocket for another meal. According to the article, I can skip the fries and order a salad to go with my burger with no bun, cheese, or sauce. I don't want a salad nor do I want to check the fat grams in what I order from a big, feel guilty, oh, excuse us, we need to be more healthy, poster. I want to supersize my pleasure. I want to stuff, fast, all the guilt into my body that I can. My theory is that if you don't supersize it, you'll go away hungry. Hunger, the whole reason, I went in the first place.